Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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