Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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