hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I currently don't understand fingers.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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