Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
now i know why i became what i already was.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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