Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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