Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just want nice things and good sex
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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