I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize