Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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