I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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