I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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