I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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