This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I came so hard my ears popped.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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