quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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