i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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