do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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