im drinking this country out of the recession.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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