this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Rumble strips road head = magical
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
