I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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