May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Is her dick bigger than yours?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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