I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
So squirting runs in the family.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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