Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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