I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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