come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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