I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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