Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
