I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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