Me. At least after what I've been through.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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