my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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