Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I had to cum in my sink.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
