no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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