Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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