he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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