Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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