ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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