We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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