Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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