Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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