Can Purell be used as lube?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize