wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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