Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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