she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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