Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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