As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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