Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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