yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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