It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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