that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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