you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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