i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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