doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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