You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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