Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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