already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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