I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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