is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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