dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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