he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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